From Asylum, the best and worst professions to date:
BEST
Librarian
She’ll be pretty smart about lots of random things, great at Googling and a good connection for free books. Bonus: say goodbye to those nasty overdue charges. Plus, everyone knows librarians are sexual dynamos waiting to explode. Right?
Damn straight. I rock Google. The “sexual dynamo” bit you’ll have to find out for yourself. 
(h/t Neatorama)
Sort of related, I love this image.
